Tiger Tiger burning bright, in the forests of the night

I got some ridiculous invitation to some god damned Dark Side Masquerade, coming up this weekend. Let me clue you in, assholes, the dark side don't need any fucking masquerades. Only posers who want to pretend they're all dark and fucking mysterious dress up like whores on display. If you think I'm going to wear a mask at this party, you can suck my dick.